Michael Jackson Jokes from club Michael Jackson

Although some of these jokes are offensive, and they are false - they are funny! Don't say I am not a M.J.J fan because I might just be his biggest!

• Q: WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITH MICHEAL JACKSONS BODY?
• A: TURN HIM INTO COLLECTORS ITEM SO THE KIDS CAN PLAY WITH HIM FOR ONCE
• Q: WHAT DOES R.I.P STAND FOR?
• A: REST IN PLASTIC
• Q: WHY DID MICHAEL JACKSON DIE?
• A: HIS HEART COULDN'T BEAT IT
• Q: WHAT DID IT SAY ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S NOSE?
• A: MADE IN CHINA

Those jokes were cruel - but I laughed my ass off!

**NOTE: Michael Jackson was falsely convicted of the molestation of a young boy in the early 90s. He won his case. The reason Michael loved to be around children was because he never had a childhood, because since the age of 3 - Michael's father had abused him and his siblings and made them sing / dance under the fear of beatings. He was simply a big kid, with a heart of gold. And he is NOT freak for changing his nose. He changed his nose because his father, Joe, always told him what a big and ugly nose he had as a kid which is horrible!**