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Quote On the mic is a queen so lisen to me sing. He wants a number 3 super-sized onion rings. He come out of the house with no ankle bracelit on but you got two strikes, so don't get this order wrong. You know I'm looking cute, but theres nothing you can say but if you got it to, we can do it your way.... HEY..!! end quote

• Bon Qui Qui: Sah-Cure-Rit-Tay!
• Man: Yes, Bon Qui Qui?
• Bon Qui Qui: She was tryin' to fight me!
• Blonde: No I was NOT!
• Bon Qui Qui: *Major eye roll*

It was a bit racist :( Not all hispanics are ghetto! But we are fabulous. Dig dat!

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Ok, like this video NEVER gets old. I've seen it 28+ times and I have never been able to sit in my chair without laughing. Just watch the video all the way through as the overweight young lady sings, falls, almost breaks her neck, uses incorrect grammar and tries desperately to roll herself off the floor.

**Note: I am not making fun of over weight people in any way. This video is simply funny. So don't accuse me of descrimination. Thank you!**

Next: When the video is finished playing, look @ the related videos, scroll across to the end and you will see the actual girl telling about how it wasn't staged, how her coffee table is now destroyed, why we shouldn't do it at home and why the table didn't fall because of her weight.

*Blank Stare*